I'm a Hesder boy I live in da Shul 8.00 O'clock in my Jew Van I roll up to the school Wave to the guards as I walk through the gate Hi five to da kids who didn't come late Some of you hate it makes you look like a fool But with Tefillin on my head I look pretty darn cool I call it Daven others call it pray Whatever you name it I do it 10 times a day Run back to the Beis don't wanna be late Cause I gota give a lesson to some kids year 8 We so stocked with food beyond your wildest dream Little kids who don't know us think we are a canteen I've been spending most my time Learning in this Beis of mine Studying torah it's so divine Learning in this Beis of mine The coaches here are mighty fine Chilling in this Beis of mine Our coffee here you can't decline Chilling in this Beis of mine 2 years in the army in Hebrew we say Tzava So don't mess with me 'cause I know Karpin Maggah Got a Kippa on my head Tzitit on my chest Jewish music is my thing and Rabbi Nachman is the best Tanach,! Mishna, Jewish history I know them all If you need a Jewish Wikipedia you give me a call All week I wait for that special day Shabbos is the shnizzle thats what they all say Now Purim is coming the Jewish Halloween So get your funk on its going to be extreme No pork, no shiksas, no heresy Not a single sin Like the chief rabbi I'm as holy as can be I've been spending most my time Learning in this Beis of mine Studying torah it's so divine Learning in this Beis of mine The coaches here are mighty fine ...
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